By No Fault of My Own I Bumped Your Car

It may soon be difficult to find the humorous value in these notes I keep finding on my car.
The entertainment value in last week’s note came from the picture of the event that I was able to develop in my head. This weeks entertainment comes from the notion that hitting someone’s parked car, no matter how “mediocre” the parking is, is the fault of the inanimate object.
What do you think? Should I give Tony a call and pay for the damages?
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